Leroy N. Soetoro
2023-05-02 19:01:12 UTC
<https://nypost.com/2023/04/15/bitter-sip-of-woke-at-anheuser-busch/>
A group of marketing execs at Anheuser-Busch, the company that created the
Budweiser beer franchise, are brainstorming about their inability to
extend Buds client base beyond traditional beer drinkers, i.e. older,
working-class males.
They want a new hipster generation of millennials and Gen-Zers to start
enjoying cold ones as well. But its a real balancing act. Young people
just wont drop their craft cocktails and spiked sodas for beer overnight.
And you cant just ignore your long-time customers.
I got an idea, says one of the suits, lets do a commercial featuring a
trans woman and social-media influencer sipping a Bud Light, semi-nude, in
a bubble bath.
Brilliant! the head of marketing beams, Problem solved!
The aforementioned is a parody, of course. But like most parodies, it
contains some striking elements of truth. It speaks to our latest example
of corporate wokeism run amok, one that, if youve been following the news
lately, threatens to ruin a corporate brand that took nearly two centuries
to cultivate, and maybe two weeks to destroy.
On these pages weve chronicled the noxious critical-race-theory
indoctrination sessions at big firms like American Express, and Disneys
weird political opposition to a Florida law that only seeks to prevent
schools from teaching sex-ed to toddlers. Jamie Dimon, the normally
sensible CEO of banking giant JPMorgan, taking a knee for a photo in
apparent allegiance to the radical Black Lives Matter movement.
Called out on their actions amid backlash from customers, AmEx execs tell
me those CRT sessions are no longer in place. Disney has toned down its
lefty politics with the return of Bob Iger as CEO. The PR staff at
JPMorgan now contend that Dimon took a knee to make sure people behind him
werent obstructed.
Anheuser-Busch is also scrambling to justify why its new ads featuring the
transgender TikTok influencer and activist Dylan Mulvaney are a cool way
of reaching new customers while not offending its current ones.
Its not working; Kid Rock recently took to social media posting a video
of him shooting at cans of Bud Light. It went viral. Bars are reporting a
drop in Bud Light sales. The companys stock lost billions in market cap.
Sheer Madness
Common sense is always a better sales pitch than woke activism and theres
nothing common or sensical about Mulvaney luxuriating in a bubble bath and
giggling while sipping a can of Bud Light. In another, Mulvaney is glammed
up to resemble one of the quintessential female characters in literature
and pop culture, Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys.
I kept hearing about this thing called March Madness and I just thought
we were all having a hectic month, but as it turns out it has something to
do with sports, Mulvaney purrs while sipping a can of Bud Light. That she
does this with a faux and exaggerated feminized accent, feigning ignorance
about one of the countrys biggest sporting events, doesnt make it any
less cringey and sexist.
The ads are running on social media, which made the situation worse
because they evaded normal airing before beer wholesalers at their annual
convention in January, I am told. They get to see upcoming TV spots and
often weigh in on their quality.
Budweiser, of course, was the creation of Adolphus Busch, who founded the
beermaker and distributor Anheuser-Busch after he served in the Civil War.
Its an iconic American brand. Buds commercials play during Super Bowls,
and included the Clydesdales, and my favorite, Spuds MacKenzie. They
stressed commonality and community. When you drink a Bud, youre an
American. Full stop.
Does that mean trans people dont drink beer or arent American? Of course
not. In any case, the trans community deserves respect. But its the
sexualized politicization of a brand that pisses off so many Americans,
including yours truly. The trans movement has gone far beyond demanding
acceptance to advocacy and dogma in schools, cultural institutions and,
now, with the help of increasingly progressive and politicized corporate
ad and marketing departments, beer drinking.
When will it stop? According to Wall Street traders, the answer is in the
stock market, and theyre taking bets.
The companys new leadership is grappling with lower beer sales and
shrinking profit margins. Shares are down nearly 40% over the past five
years compared to a 50% rise in the S&P.
To reverse the companys long-term downward trajectory, it makes sense to
appeal to new potential customers, though it seems odd that someone at
Anheuser-Busch chose to accomplish that by alienating current ones. At one
point last week, the companys market value cratered by around $5 billion.
A Wall Street trader says North American sales now make up less than 30%
of revenues; so far, the recent drop off in sales is impacting certain
areas of the US that are culturally conservative.
But Anheuser-Busch doesnt exactly have large room for error given the
trends its trying to fight against.
Is it really prudent to ignore the market that got you where you are? my
trader source asks.
The stock market is asking that question and answering with a resounding
no.
As for Anheuser Busch, the company wouldnt respond to repeated requests
for comment.
--
"LOCKDOWN", left-wing COVID fearmongering. 95% of COVID infections
recover with no after effects.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Donald J. Trump, cheated out of a second term by fraudulent "mail-in"
ballots. Report voter fraud: ***@mail.house.gov
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.
A group of marketing execs at Anheuser-Busch, the company that created the
Budweiser beer franchise, are brainstorming about their inability to
extend Buds client base beyond traditional beer drinkers, i.e. older,
working-class males.
They want a new hipster generation of millennials and Gen-Zers to start
enjoying cold ones as well. But its a real balancing act. Young people
just wont drop their craft cocktails and spiked sodas for beer overnight.
And you cant just ignore your long-time customers.
I got an idea, says one of the suits, lets do a commercial featuring a
trans woman and social-media influencer sipping a Bud Light, semi-nude, in
a bubble bath.
Brilliant! the head of marketing beams, Problem solved!
The aforementioned is a parody, of course. But like most parodies, it
contains some striking elements of truth. It speaks to our latest example
of corporate wokeism run amok, one that, if youve been following the news
lately, threatens to ruin a corporate brand that took nearly two centuries
to cultivate, and maybe two weeks to destroy.
On these pages weve chronicled the noxious critical-race-theory
indoctrination sessions at big firms like American Express, and Disneys
weird political opposition to a Florida law that only seeks to prevent
schools from teaching sex-ed to toddlers. Jamie Dimon, the normally
sensible CEO of banking giant JPMorgan, taking a knee for a photo in
apparent allegiance to the radical Black Lives Matter movement.
Called out on their actions amid backlash from customers, AmEx execs tell
me those CRT sessions are no longer in place. Disney has toned down its
lefty politics with the return of Bob Iger as CEO. The PR staff at
JPMorgan now contend that Dimon took a knee to make sure people behind him
werent obstructed.
Anheuser-Busch is also scrambling to justify why its new ads featuring the
transgender TikTok influencer and activist Dylan Mulvaney are a cool way
of reaching new customers while not offending its current ones.
Its not working; Kid Rock recently took to social media posting a video
of him shooting at cans of Bud Light. It went viral. Bars are reporting a
drop in Bud Light sales. The companys stock lost billions in market cap.
Sheer Madness
Common sense is always a better sales pitch than woke activism and theres
nothing common or sensical about Mulvaney luxuriating in a bubble bath and
giggling while sipping a can of Bud Light. In another, Mulvaney is glammed
up to resemble one of the quintessential female characters in literature
and pop culture, Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys.
I kept hearing about this thing called March Madness and I just thought
we were all having a hectic month, but as it turns out it has something to
do with sports, Mulvaney purrs while sipping a can of Bud Light. That she
does this with a faux and exaggerated feminized accent, feigning ignorance
about one of the countrys biggest sporting events, doesnt make it any
less cringey and sexist.
The ads are running on social media, which made the situation worse
because they evaded normal airing before beer wholesalers at their annual
convention in January, I am told. They get to see upcoming TV spots and
often weigh in on their quality.
Budweiser, of course, was the creation of Adolphus Busch, who founded the
beermaker and distributor Anheuser-Busch after he served in the Civil War.
Its an iconic American brand. Buds commercials play during Super Bowls,
and included the Clydesdales, and my favorite, Spuds MacKenzie. They
stressed commonality and community. When you drink a Bud, youre an
American. Full stop.
Does that mean trans people dont drink beer or arent American? Of course
not. In any case, the trans community deserves respect. But its the
sexualized politicization of a brand that pisses off so many Americans,
including yours truly. The trans movement has gone far beyond demanding
acceptance to advocacy and dogma in schools, cultural institutions and,
now, with the help of increasingly progressive and politicized corporate
ad and marketing departments, beer drinking.
When will it stop? According to Wall Street traders, the answer is in the
stock market, and theyre taking bets.
The companys new leadership is grappling with lower beer sales and
shrinking profit margins. Shares are down nearly 40% over the past five
years compared to a 50% rise in the S&P.
To reverse the companys long-term downward trajectory, it makes sense to
appeal to new potential customers, though it seems odd that someone at
Anheuser-Busch chose to accomplish that by alienating current ones. At one
point last week, the companys market value cratered by around $5 billion.
A Wall Street trader says North American sales now make up less than 30%
of revenues; so far, the recent drop off in sales is impacting certain
areas of the US that are culturally conservative.
But Anheuser-Busch doesnt exactly have large room for error given the
trends its trying to fight against.
Is it really prudent to ignore the market that got you where you are? my
trader source asks.
The stock market is asking that question and answering with a resounding
no.
As for Anheuser Busch, the company wouldnt respond to repeated requests
for comment.
--
"LOCKDOWN", left-wing COVID fearmongering. 95% of COVID infections
recover with no after effects.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Donald J. Trump, cheated out of a second term by fraudulent "mail-in"
ballots. Report voter fraud: ***@mail.house.gov
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.